For those folks from Philly!

And we will never change either.. might hide it for awhile.. but will always slip... as in Windah..

TALKING PENNSYLVANIAN

For those who think we 'talk funny' or use 'big words', here's why ..

Once a Pennsylvanian, ALWAYS a Pennsylvanian!

About Pennsylvanians: You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but 'Philly' and New Jersey has always been ' Jersey '

We don't go to the beach, we go 'down the shore.

You refer to Pennsylvania as 'PA' (pronounced Pee-Ay).How many other states do that??

'You guy s' (or even 'youze guys', in some places) is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men and women.

You know how to respond to the question 'Djeetyet?' ( Did you eat yet ?)

You learned to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre, Schuylkill, the Poconos, Tamaqua, Kutztown,Tunkahannock, Bala Cynwyd, Duquesne and Monongahela. also Conshohocken.

And we know Lancaster is pronounced Lank-ister, not Lan-kaster.

You know what a 'Mummer' is, and are disappointed if you can't catch at least highlights of the parade.

At least five people on your block have electric 'candles' in all or most of their windows all year long.

You know what a 'State Store' is, and your out-of-state friends find it incredulous that you can't purchase liquor at the mini-mart.


Words like 'hoagie,' 'crick,' 'chipped ham,' 'dippy eggs', 'sticky buns,' 'shoo-fly pie,' 'l emon sponge pie', 'pierogies' and 'pocketbook' actually mean something to you. ( By the way, that last one's PA slang for a purse!)


You not only have heard of Birch Beer, but you know it comes in several colors.

You know the difference between a cheese steak and a pizza steak sandwich, and you know that you also can't get a really good one anywhere outside of the Philly area. (Except maybe in Atlantic City on the boardwalk.)

You know that Blue Ball, Intercourse, Paradise, Climax, Bird-in-Hand, Beaver, Moon, Virginville, Mars, Bethlehem, Hershey, Indiana, Sinking Spring, Jersey Shore, State College, Washington Crossing, Jim Thorpe, King of Prussia, Wind Gap, and Slippery Rock are all PA towns ... and the first three were consecutive stops on the old Reading RR! (PS - That's pronounced Redd-ing.)

You can identify drivers from New York , New Jersey , Maryland or other neighboring states by their unique and irritating driving habits.

A traffic jam in Lancaster County is 10 cars waiting to pass a horse-drawn carriage on the highway. (And remember ... that's Lank-ister!)

You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

Driving is always better in winter becau se the potholes are filled with snow.

As a kid you built snow forts and leaf piles that were taller than you were.

You know beer doesn't grow in a garden, but you know where to find a beer garden.

You actually understand all this and send it out to other Pennsylvanians or former Pennsylvanians.


YEAH! THAT'S GOOD OL' 'PA' AND WE LOVE IT!

And send it to people that never lived in PA and confuse them, because nice matters.

Philly Tote Bag

Why learn English

The retired folks in my life continue to send me good, bad, and political jokes. Here's another:

A United States Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that

included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and

French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a

large group of officers that included personnel from most of the

countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a

French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many

languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked "Why is it that

we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than

speaking French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied "Maybe it's because the

Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have

to speak German."

You could have heard a pin drop......