Friday, October 03, 2008

Women's jokes

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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN


(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)


I know I'm not going to understand women.


I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,


pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,


and still be afraid of a spider.


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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.


The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.


He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.


She directs him down the correct aisle.


A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a

ball of string on the counter.


She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some

tampons for your wife?


He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to

the store


to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of

tobacco


and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.


So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.


(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)






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WIFE VS. HUSBAND


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a

word.


An earlier discussion had led to an argument and


neither of them wanted to concede their position.


As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,


the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"


"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."





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