Screwed Again

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl


in his office... but she was dating someone else.



One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give


you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."



The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!"



Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend

down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."



She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her

boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.



Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.


He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts
the

proposal.



Over half a n hour goes by and the boyfriend is still! waiting for his

girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks


what happened...? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard


had all quarters!"



Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety


before agreeing to it and getting screwed.





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