Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts

Saturday, February 27, 2010

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more!

GRRRRRRRRRR...! I'M MAD AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO!




Your U.S.House & Senate have voted themselves $4,700


and $5,300 raises.


1. They voted to not give you a S.S. cost of living raise in 2010 and 2011.





2.Your Medicare premiums will go up $285.60 for the 2-years and you will not get the 3% COLA: $660/yr. Your total 2-yr for husband and wife loss and cost is -$1,600 or -$3,200







3.Over 2-yrs The House & Senate each get $10,000 raises



4. Do you feel SCREWED?



5. WILL your cost of drugs - doctor fees - local taxes - food, etc., increase? You better believe they will!




6. Do you really think that Nancy, Harry, Chris, Charlie, Barnie, et al, care about you?




SEND THE MESSAGE--

You're FIRED.









IN 2010 YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO GET RID OF
THE SITTING CONGRESS AND Up to 1/3 OF THE
SENATE,

AND 100% OF THE HOUSE.





MAKE SURE YOU'RE STILL MAD IN NOVEMBER 2010 AND TELL THEIR REPLACEMENTS NOT TO SCREW UP.




It is ok to forward this to your sphere of influence
if you are finally tired of the abuse.
Maybe it's time for the........
Amendment 28

"Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United
States that does not apply equally to the Senators or Representatives,
and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators or
Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the
United States ."

Let's get this passed around, folks - these people in Washington have brought this upon themselves!!! It's time for retribution. Let's take back America .



If you don't forward this to all your

friends you're just part of the

problem of national apathy.






IT'S TIME!!!!!!!
JUST DO IT!





Wear one of these pins to speak your mind!


Saturday, November 08, 2008

yes we DID!

The election is over, the people have spoken and Barack Obama is going to be the new President of the United States. Here are some funny cartoons that celebrate!










Friday, March 30, 2007

Hillary's first night as president and other jokes

Ok.... its been a while. I've been working hard on a new shop - no politics in this one, just sports its at Sportschamp. I opened it at Printfection and up and coming t-shirt company with lots and lots of choices of colors and sizes and whats even better, their quality is SUPERB. So... enjoy todays jokes. And just for looking at my new shop, I have 2 very good ones


25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP



1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.



2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.



3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.



4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.



5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.



6. You watch the Weather Channel.



7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break
up."



8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.



9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."



10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door


won't turn down the stereo.



11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.



12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.



13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.



14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.



15 Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.



16. You take naps.



17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.



18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather


than settle, your stomach.



19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and

pregnancy tests.



20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."



21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.



22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never
going to

drink that much again."



23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.



24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.



25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead


of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell ha ppened?"



Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign

that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know

they'll enjoy it & do the same.





Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you

can. -Danny Kaye.




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January 1 2009

HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT



Hillary Clinton

Was sworn in today as President

She has disposed of Bill and is spending her

first night alone in the White House.


She has waited several years for this.



FIRST NIGHT


Suddenly!

The ghost of George Washington appears to her,

and Hillary says,

"How can I best serve my country?"





Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."



SECOND NIGHT


The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"


Jefferson says,


"Listen to the people."


"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."




THIRD NIGHT

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"


Lincoln says,


"Go to the theater."