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A Dirty Joke

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued.

"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework.
And three, one day you are going to be very,very disappointed



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Apologies from paris

Over the past few months I have forwarded some inappropriate pictures and jokes to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.



Unfortunately this wasn't the case and I seem to have upset quite a few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow.



If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies.



From now on I will only post or send e-mail with a cultural or educational content such as old monuments, nature and other interesting topics.




Below is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris . It is the oldest bridge

In Paris and took 26 years to build It was completed in 1604.

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