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Apologies from paris

Over the past few months I have forwarded some inappropriate pictures and jokes to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.



Unfortunately this wasn't the case and I seem to have upset quite a few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow.



If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies.



From now on I will only post or send e-mail with a cultural or educational content such as old monuments, nature and other interesting topics.




Below is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris . It is the oldest bridge

In Paris and took 26 years to build It was completed in 1604.

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HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES

Here is some extreme lexophilia for everybody's humor

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right
now.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U. C. L. A.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blownapart.

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

A calendar's days are numbered.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Acupuncture: a jab well done

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